A FREE Printable Calendar for September Full of Entirely Ridiculous Holidays

I needed a calendar for our family to use since the desktop calendar I snagged as a freebie has run out of pages. While I was down the calendar-designing rabbit hole, I decided to make an alternative to share with YOU, my lovely blog followers (all 2 of you…hi!).

{Download a printable copy below}

To clarify, according to “the internet” these holidays are entirely real. I did not invent them out of thin air which is what makes this calendar even more FUN (because someone somewhere felt so strongly about ceiling fans that they advocated that there be an entire day to celebrate these magic indoor wind-pushers). So, be silly with me and celebrate a few of these over-the-top eccentric holidays…because we could all use a little more giggles right now.

Which of the holidays are you most excited to celebrate? National Lazy Mom’s Day is going front and center on our family calendar – I can’t wait to celebrate! 😉

Wishing you all a healthy, happy, and super silly September!


Author: Jordan Slice-Metcalfe

My name is Jordan. I'm a full-time working mom whose coffee cup is always half full (and probably still in the microwave). I've got a weak spot for rescuing old dogs, pretending pizza is a vegetable, negotiating dessert with every meal, propagating more plants than any home needs, dreaming of sewing projects while my husband is talking to me, and loving my tribe too deep.

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