16 Funny Holiday Gifts

Today I’m sharing a list of gifts that are sure to make your recipient chuckle. For the funny man or woman on your list, the person with a good sense of humor who’s hard to buy for, or someone who just needs a reason to smile – this list of gift ideas is the perfect place for gift’spiration.


Without further adieu – here are my top funny-gift recommendations!

For Ladies on the prowl

 1. Raining Men Umbrella

Assuming your recipient is a heterosexual female (or the person whose go-to karaoke song makes this an obvious choice), this raining men umbrella* will surely be a hit!

Plus, umbrellas are basically the perfect adult gift because we’ve all lost ours.


For the Animal Lover

 2. Pooping Pooches Calendar

Bring the giggles all year long with this 2020 calendar of pooping pooches*.

If your recipient is more of a cat person, this Texts from Mittens desktop calendar* will be even better.


 3. A Pet Bluetooth Speaker

These adorable wireless speakers* are just larger than a golf ball and come in a variety of pets. Adopt one for your fur-loving friend!


For the Penny Pincher

 4. Fanny Bank

Each time a coin is dropped in the appropriately placed slot, the bank* emits a farting noise.


For the Home Chef

 5. A Monster Spaghetti Strainer

Cooking dinner just got way more fun with this monster colander*!

If the monster needs a friend, pair him with Fred the PASTAsaurus*,  Nessie the Ladle* and/or this witch spoon holder*.


For those who never miss a Taco Tuesday

 6. A Taco Holder

The TriceraTACO* can hold TWO hard-shell tacos.

Turn it into a couple’s gift by pairing it with the TACOsaurus Rex*.


For the Gym Rat

 7. Funny Work-out Top

WHO LOVES BURPEES?! No one…which is why this shirt* is the perfect gift for the gym-loving person on your list.

For the handy man whose throne is in the bathroom

 8. Poo-Pourri

This Master Crapsman set* is perfect for the stinky guy on your list to grab-and-go on the way to his next session on the throne.

For the Environmentalist

 9. A Recycle Bin Mug

If your gift recipient is the one always carrying a reusable water bottle and reminding everyone to recycle their gift boxes, this mug* will be a cheeky nod to their love of Mother Earth.


For the Gamer

10. A Keychain Game

For gaming on the go, this keychain* will keep them happy with 26 games to choose from.

For the Literary Geek

 11. Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Everyone could use more band-aids, but if your recipient was an English major in college, these Shakespearean insult bandages* will surely be appreciated.

For the Sports Aficionado

 12. A Sports Themed Mug

With some mini-marshmallows, your recipient can play basketball with this mug*!

There’s even a mug for soccer fans* or baseball fans*!


For the couple who has everything

 13. Magnetic keychains

I bet they don’t have a pair of kissing elephants*!

For the adult who plays with the kids’ toys

 14. A Lego Mug*

The lego pieces come loose so the recipient can have hours of fun building who knows what onto the side of their coffee cup.


For the tiniest bladder in the group

 15. A nightlight for your toilet*

It’s motion activated…and lights up your toilet bowl. This is going on my wish list.

For anyone hoping as hard as I am that 90’s fashion makes a comeback

 16. A fanny pack

We all need a fanny pack and this dinosaur bag* is where it’s at (as in: it’s where your keys, your phone, your wallet, your snacks, your lip balm, and all of your necessities will be while you are rollerblading to the park in this windbreaker*).


*This post contains affiliate links. If you use the link to make a purchase, I may receive a small compensation at no additional charge to you. 

Author: Jordan Slice-Metcalfe

My name is Jordan. I'm a full-time working mom whose coffee cup is always half full (and probably still in the microwave). I've got a weak spot for rescuing old dogs, pretending pizza is a vegetable, negotiating dessert with every meal, propagating more plants than any home needs, dreaming of sewing projects while my husband is talking to me, and loving my tribe too deep.

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